A flexible rapier made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain.
I’d wear it as a crown and slit the throat of any man who tried to touch me.
If you think there’s a better way to spend your free time than getting drunk and watching Trapped In The Closet, you’re a goddamn liar
- James: So I went to the gym today. I'm so out of shape, I couldn't even run the basketball court twice without getting tired.
- Spencer: Yeah, it couldn't have anything to do with smoking, right?
- James: Yeah bro, people try to tell me that shit kills you - bunch of fucking retards, man.
if my organs were a championship-winning football team, my liver would be MVP
"Two wrongs don’t make it right, but it damn sure makes us even."
Sticky Fingaz, “2 Wrongs,” from Onyx’s All We Got Iz Us, 1996 (via rapquote)
Anonymous asked: How do you handle not being able to have sex for so long?
You learn to go long periods without it, like a camel can go without water for a long time.
You become a sex camel
dat fuckin arm drag